Two Irishmen met in a bar,
one said, "Hey friend, I know who you are.
You’re that lad from Galway,
who spins verses all day,
the limerick king Billy Starr!"
"That’s right, but I might wish to add,"
said Billy the limerick lad,
"that my rhymes are at times,
not unlike heinous crimes,
their outcomes horrifically bad."
“I’m Benny O’Denny…