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Judgement Day

I knew it was coming…

St. Peter said
as I stood in his midst,
"You were a bit of a prick in your life.
You stayed out all hours;
coming home pissed,
You never thought twice
of your wife…"

I said, "Yes indeed,
that’s regrettably true.
I found myself often
imbibing til two.
Drink was the only sweet woman I knew.
She cared and she shared
my impaired point of view."

"I hear ya," he said.
"so now that you’re dead...
why don’t we both head
for a brew...?"