I found you!
You're that,
Mythical Shrub,
Of the,
Ancient Mayan,
Their Super-Food…

Their secret to Eternal Life,
The "Uni-Corn,"
A single ear,
Pea green,
Mystic Power Corn…
Which fed,
Kinich Ahau,
The,
Blood thirsty,
Mayan Sun God,
Lover of Juicy Babies,
Human Hearts,
And Strange Vegetables…
Yes!
You are undoubtedly, though I'm no Botanist,
The mythical,
"Uni-Corn!"

Or

On second thought,
Maybe you're just a,
Freaky Plant,
I came across,
In the woods,

Oh well,

You’re cool anyway...